Full body mirror selfie. Clothes on. We'll do the judging.
1 to 3 pics, max 5MB each. Show us the whole fit and we'll tell you what your date is really thinking.
2 free roasts left • PNG, JPG, WEBP
Color. Fit. Shoes. Vibes. No survivors.
Pick Your Damage
2 free tries, then the velvet rope.
FREE
2 roasts. Enough to question everything.
$0
• 2 outfit roasts
• Score + roast card
• Shareable for the group chat
BASIC
Unlimited roasting for repeat offenders.
$2.99/mo
• Unlimited outfit roasts
• Re-roast after every outfit change
• Roast your friends too
PRO
For men trying to stop dressing like an NPC and texting like one.
$4.99/mo
• Everything in Basic
• AI suggests what to wear instead
• Body type + skin tone matching
• Saved roast history
ALPHA
Look good. Text good. Get the date.
$9.99/mo
• Everything in Pro
• Dating profile glow-up (turn left swipes into right ones)
• Date outfit planner (weather + vibe matched)
• Weekly style drops so you never repeat a fit